Joys of Raising A Child

I have seen repeatedly the breakdown of the cost of raising a
child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this
way. It's nice, really nice!!

The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child
from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income

Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.
But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into
$8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That's a
mere $24.24 a day! Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might
think the best financial advice says don't have children if you
want to be "rich."

It is just the opposite. What do your get for your $160,140?

Naming rights. First, middle, and last!

Glimpses of God every day

Giggles under the covers every night.

More love than your heart can hold.

Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.

Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.

A hand to hold, usually covered with jam.

A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sandcastles,
and skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.

Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss
said or how your stocks performed that day.

For $160,140, you never have to grow up.

You get to finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek,
catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus.

You have an excuse to keep: reading the Adventures of Piglet
and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney
movies, and wishing on stars.

You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator
magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas,
hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward
letters for Father's Day.

For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck.

You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage
roof, taking the training wheels off the bike, removing a splinter,
filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and
coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated
to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the first step, first
word, first bra, first date, and first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal.

You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're
lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren.

You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice,
communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there with God.

You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the
monsters under the bed, patch a broke heart, police a slumber
party, ground them forever, and love them without limits, so one
day they will, like you, love without counting the cost.

ENJOY YOUR KIDS AND GRANDKIDS. Cherish the memories, time
is so fleeting.